My Manifesto

Ohla Bee,

So in preparation for the 2019 elections, I have drafted my plans and updated the underlisted bills which I intend to pass once I’m elected into office.

They are as follows:

* All Public servants shall be no more than 40, past birthday before election year.

* All Public Servants must utilize to the fullest, their Nigerian citizenship. 

This means they shall be expected to use the healthcare and school systems. On no account will you be expected to stress yourself travelling for medical care. 

Mbanu! 

We have that here. So, we’ll ensure you are well taken care of. 

Worried about where to keep yourchildren now they are of school age? 

Not a problem! 

Our school systems will just have to accommodate everyone and seeing all the good work you’ll be doing, it’s only right that your kids be taken care of too! 

No private schooling (within or outside /abroad). Of course children are allowed holidays. It is not that serious na! But schooling? We shall all learn in our great nation.

*All Public Servants shall be entitled to one TAX-FREE property and one property only. 

Because we know how hard it often is to keep track of all the numerous properties, and following past trends exhibited by our leaders, we have resolved to lend a helping hand. 

All extra properties MUST be declared and subject to tax.

*All Public Servants are answerable to the public. After all they ARE PUBLIC SERVANTS.

Hence, never will it be heard that a good dose of tongue lashing/ critiquing from the general public led to arrests or other similar responses.

*All Public Servants must be between ages 25 and 40.

* All Public Servants shall work towards ensuring 12 hours constant power supply for the first quarter of their appointment. This shall be considered their topmost KPI.

* All Public Servants must be of top moral standing as this plays a vital role in how they are appraised. 

So while you may be efficiently carrying out your duties and have lapses in your moral processes, this will reflect badly and against you.

This could lead to a review of your appointment if changes are not visible after probation.

*To be continued.*

Loads of love,

Cee.